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Tis I! The noble Invisible Ring, breaking free of me cursed pirate prisons of illness and Artist's block at last; and returning to me long-lost pirate ship I call me YouTube channel... And with it, I vanquish the sea monster of a problem that sunk me ship time and time again.
What WAS that monster problem, you ask? Only now do I realize the TRUE monster was me faulty plan.
Me monster of a plan was to treat this pirate film like I did me red battle film known as Battle Morale; Release the movie first, and then the bonus features. ...Simple, right? Methinks it WOULD be... without a PIRATE'S CURSE of a sickness, destroyin' yer drive and focus! But when the fog of me own mind had cleared, I saw MANY an unforeseen shipwreck hazards across the horizon!
Me ship can't HANDLE all that movie cargo at once! The 1 pirate film became 2, and there are MANY a more bonus features than me battle movie. Double that number (for me sound film editions), and ye look at some FIFTY VIDEOS to carry! …Arrrgh! I guess that be a navigation error on me part. The Old Salts WARNED me thar be many a month o' wasted sailin' in a circle on the high seas at SOME point in me pirate adventure!
So, lighten the load and THROW the excess cargo overboard, I say! Thar be a NEW plan now:
A. Release each bonus feature and deleted scene on me channel as its own separate video
B. Resume work on me unfinished plans for me other bonus feature videos
C. Finish the final pirate movie (silent AND sound versions) and maybe launch another pirate movie trailer.
D. Add 2 videos to go with the pirate movie(both versions): Behind-the-Scenes collection and Special Features collection. ...This be me new Movie Package plan
E. Create a third movie package to put all 3 movies together into their complete trilogy!
So now ye know me plan, Young trouts. And if ya come aboard me Youtube channel ship sometime, ye shall ALSO see that I just set the plan in motion, and as sure as the wind blows I shall sail onward. Yo ho, here we go!
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